
*Blush*
“What is the meaning of this display?” Madame Pince demanded in a high-pitched tone.
“My apologies,” Draco said, trying and failing to hide a smirk. “Potter, clumsy git that he is, fell and I was helping by giving him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.”
The librarian folded her arms across her…
things! not! to! say! to! asexuals!:
- ‘aren’t you just asexual becuase no one likes you?’
- ‘asexuality isn’t even real’
- ‘you’ll grow out of it’
- ‘well do you masturbate?’
- anything of or pertaining to amoebas
- ‘so does that mean you’re gonna die alone then?’
- ‘you don’t dress like an asexual’